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Go Fund the Mets

I love the Mets and they needed a hitter.

And then reports came in that the Mets wouldn't pay 2 to 3 million dollars to acquire a hitter before the trade deadline.

So since their owners lost a lot of money in a Ponzi scheme, I stepped up to do what's right: fundraise 3 million dollars to give to the New York Mets so they can get what they need most: a guy who can hit in the middle of the order.